Seruiously...
Thank you for finally deciding to grace our little city with your big presence. I can't express how overjoyed i was to see your big glass windows with your strateigically placed ads right there for all of us to see. I only wish you'd have come sooner. I can't tell you what a treat it is to have your models crotch staring down at me as I walk by, not to mention the hundreds of families with their children who pass daily. You really know how to make a girl want to buy insanely overpriced and cheaply made tee shirts...
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